Here comes Dofus McJazz right out of the cafe walking straight out into left turning traffic. I holler "LOOK OUT" He's nearly caused a pileup when the bmw guy slams on the brakes. Dofus McJazz says "I don't have to. This is Massachusetts".
Earlier today I was reading American Digest in the Sideline, it explains everything.
You - "Look out! Here comes a train!"
Liberal - "Yeah, but I feel that the train isn't coming."
- - Liberalism Really is a Mental Disorder