AoSHQ The Morning Report
September 30, 2026
President Donald Trump has racked up quite a few victories lately, and I wondered if CNN had the lady-nuts to cover at least a few.In Other News
I went to CNN.com for the first time since the Battle of Yavin and found exactly what I expected: a story glorifying DNC pit bull lawyer Jack Smith, despite revelations that Smith spied on Trump donors (who wrote checks for as little as $1) as well as right-leaning journalists.
There was an article about how the evil Trump administration is deporting LGBTFBI types to countries that don't like gay people; a pants-on-fire piece about how the five UK terrorists who were caught and released like small trout were "British nationals," with no mention that they were described as "Middle Eastern men" by the woman who called the cops on them; and yet another AI doom-and-gloom piece predicting 11 million people will lose their jobs by 2035.
To my surprise — and giggles — I saw that CNN covered one of Trump's most recent Supreme Court wins with this headline:
"Supreme Court allows Trump to restart controversial deportations to countries that migrants have no connection to."