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Saturday, July 30, 2011

Mark Twain Saturday

Mark Twain's - is Shakespere Dead

Friday, July 29, 2011

Welcome The Association of Miniscule to Middling Conservative Blogs


I have a matched pair of trained blogging squirells whom have been working feverishly on the new side bar blog roll ... I give you The Association of Miniscule to Middling Conservative Blogs

I should thank BigFurHat for the FurSwamp today last week We won't be using any of the old BIG Blog terms anymore.

Suggested Title: “A Rip Snortin’ Gang of Hard Livin’ Right Wing Cutthroats”

I have a link list if anyone wants it.

I have to say there is a lot of Bloggy Goodness over there on the right hand side.

Update: Added Teacheru Sorry I missed you earlier

The Famous Blogging Squirrels have applied the suggested code changes

Wednesday, July 27, 2011


Ace was saying this might be the stupidest movie evah! He does mention this is a kid movie. In the dumbing down of America is this any stupider than Cowboys & Aliens. This is the stuff we get from Hollywood anymore. If its not a remake of some classic movie already done to death, it's gonna be aliens vs something else.

Tuesday, July 26, 2011


I want one of these.


Totally Swiped this from a Wicked BIG Blog He actually told me to do it.


Is it me or is statcounter always broken?

Monday, July 25, 2011

Nascar Pre-Race Prayer

Alternate Title: Boogity Boogity Boogity Amen!
Pastor Joe Nelms at the TN Nascar Nationwide Series Race
via Ben at the AOSHQ Sidebar


Via HotAir or Some such Big Ass Blog!

Sunday, July 24, 2011

Thursday, July 21, 2011

To the Guy on the 105 at 1745

Brother that is some hairdoo. I never imagined dreadlocks could look so good ... that's the look that is gonna score you some chicks and Doooood! You are so stoned! Relax Dude! Nobody knows. You know what that is in your hand. It's a nut cracker! You decide to make it look like you're not stoned that taking the nut cracker apart is just the thing to do. You seem suprised that a little side cutter doesn't really work as a hammer. It's OK just maintain ... Nobody knows you're STONED. What's that on your lap ... Yeah ... It's the other dismantled nut cracker, a magnet with what appear to be sheet metal screws and #2 phillips screw driver. You're fine! No one is looking at you. Be Cool!

Whattheheck is going through that monkey brain you have for a noggin? I was just messing with you about the dreadlocks too. It's horrible and you're embarassing your Mother!

Hawkins ... You Ignorant Slut!

You're a link whore. I don't do this for readers. Not monitized ... No blogadds. I do it so I I have a nice place to read the news and so I don't smash the monitor with a louisville friggin slugger. Bite me! Look to the right ... Its the Association.

The "Associates" or the "Association" is the result of a blog post by Fur at IOTW.

and YES John Hawkins is still a douchebag!

Tuesday, July 19, 2011

ZOMG! Obama is gonna Create Some Jobs

... In Brazil!
via fur at IOTW

Saturday, July 16, 2011

Missing Curly Tailed Tibetan Trash Picker Dog

Have you seen me? I ran off like wilddog lastnight and got lost in San Diego near USD. My People are heartbroken.

UPDATE! Found! Thank You GOD I owe you one!
Apparently he hooked up with some USD girls on Friday night and got to hang out in the Dorm for a couple days before ending up in the Shelter.

The Queens Riddle

Barack Obama met with the Queen of England. He asked her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there... any tips you can give to me?"
‎"Well," said the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people." Obama frowned, and then asked, "But how do I know the people around me are really intelligent?"

The Queen took a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy; you just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle." The Queen pushed a button on her intercom. "Please ... See More send Tony Blair in here, would you?"

Tony Blair walked into the room and said, "Yes, Your Majesty?" The Queen smiled and said, "Answer me this please, Tony, your mother and father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?"
Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answered, "That would be me."
"Yes! Very good," said the Queen.

Obama went back home to ask Joe Biden, his vice presidential choice the same question. "Joe, answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a child. It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?" "I'm not sure," said Biden. "Let me get back to you on that one..." He went to his advisors and asked every one, but none could give him an answer.
Finally, he ran into Sarah Palin out eating one night. Biden asked, “Sarah, can you answer this for me? Your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"
Sarah Palin answered back, "That's easy, it's me!"
Biden smiled, and said, "Thanks!" Then, he went back to speak with Obama. "Say, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle. It's Sarah Palin!"
Obama got up, stomped over to Biden, and angrily yelled into his face, "No! You idiot! It's Tony Blair!"

Friday, July 15, 2011

Lying to America

via Adrienne

Taxidermy Gone Horribly Wrong

Farging Rollover Code!

Thursday, July 14, 2011

Sunday, July 10, 2011

Sunday, July 3, 2011

A Metaphor in Ink

Thanks to Nancy on FB