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Wednesday, August 31, 2011


The Red and Anarchist Action Network
Via American and Proud

A True North American over at American and Proud is worried that our Tea Party folks may get roughed up by some hipster anarchists this comming election season. Sorry,I couldn't find a permalink.

It's starting early this time because of the shelacking we offered them in 2010 They cannot stand ordinary un-hyphenated patriotic americans. Race baiting Congressmen and women would like nothing better than to point blame at an organization that refuses to be governed by lefty elitest chuckleheads in Washington.

CLUE! You have no Idea What you're Dealing With!,
I'm going to say this again. Please do not assume I'm racist simply because I don't like you very much.

The Tea Party is going to happen the same way as last time. Regular Un-hyphenated american citizens showing up waving flags.
Anarchists like to infiltrate and cause a disturbance typically from behind and get people swinging on each other then back away.
It's not going to happen. There won't be that many anyway and they're effing hippies. If they give you any grief at all find a nearby Tea Party Dude to come sit on em till the police arrive.
Just be Ready when the time comes.

The Cheney

Would you not like to work for this man?

Tuesday, August 30, 2011


via SondraK

Thursday, August 25, 2011


via SayAnything

As SondraK would say ... There is a word for this.
As a cop you would think that he would know better

In Case You Haven't Heard

via IOTW
They've Got KaDaffy and his sons surrounded again and they're taking his stuff!

In Other News ... The National Weather Service informs us the Obama is also completely surrounded ... by water and a man made global warming induced, Vacation ending Super Hurricane! There will be no Golf in Mudville this evening.Thanks Irene!

Sunday, August 21, 2011

Enjoy your Vacation Mr. President!

“I think a compliment ought always to precede a complaint, where one is possible, because it softens resentment and insures for the complaint a courteous and gentle reception” - Mark Twain

With That said ... Mr President, Enjoy your Vacation. We'll be here when you get back.

Saturday, August 20, 2011

DogGoneIt America!

via Adrienne calling this video "Outstanding" Good Call Sister!

Friday, August 19, 2011

This is Lou

Me: You guys ready for dinner?
The Boy: Sure!
Me: Where the heck are the porkchops?
The Boy: Where's Louie?

He didn't just swipe one ... He grabbed them all!

He's a curly tailed Tibetan Trash Picker Dog. Trash Cans are not safe anywhere around this dog. He actually opens the cupboard door and drags the can out on to the kitchen floor. He's on a diet now, except for tonight. He's also a porkchop thieving super ninja and that would be his porkchop face.

Wednesday, August 17, 2011

I Couldn't Help It

via Lady Liberty

New Addition to The Association

I noticed BigFurHat bumped the Hawkins post again over the weekend and we have a new addition to the Association of Miniscule to Middling Conservative Blogs.

Welcome The Desk of Lady Liberty

Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Just Sayin!

The third week of September appears to be filling up with lefty causes. I originally thought that the US DAYS OF RAGE might actually over shadow Al Gore's 24 Hours of Reality Nope ... Mr's Gore's Reality Tour is Wednesday September 14. The US DAYS of RAGE tour is not till Saturday September 17. There's still 5 days open in the third week of September to fit all kinds of crazy lefty crap.

I'll propose a few events to fill the open space.

Thursday September 15th Sharia Law is Friggin Awesome Day in Detroit
Friday September 16th Obama found some Effin Gubmint Jobs Day in Washinton DC
Sunday September 18th I'll eff you up if you don't vote for Obama Day Sponsored by the SEIU
Monday September 19th I'll eff you up if you don't vote for Obama Day Sponsored by the NEA
Tuesday September 20 I'll eff you up if you don't vote for Obama Day Sponsored by the UAW

and Zilla is sayin Even if we show this jacka$$ the door in 2012, we still have to beat the (MFM) media.

Flash Mob Maryland Style

via Curmudgeonly Skeptical

Proving Yet Again You can't even Ask this Guy a Question.

Via Adrienne

Friday, August 12, 2011

Thursday, August 11, 2011

It's a Baseball Thing

via American Digest
saying this might be Best Baseball Moment of the Summer

Tuesday, August 9, 2011

Reality Bites!

Mr. Gore? ... Reality has called in and has requested a call back.

"The only difference between reality and fiction,
is that fiction needs to be credible." — Mark Twain

Don't go away mad Sir ... Just Go Away!


Hey Blogging Squirels ... I likes your DOWNGRADE on Facebook


via GOC - Spread it Around

Monday, August 8, 2011


Bumped: Because I miss my friend.

It's a pair of Tea Party Hobbits in the wild on the front porch.
This would be Dave_in_PB and the indefatigable Missy J
a dear friend and an awesome girl in her own right.


Bill ... I'll give you a buck if you get a proper haircut!

Red Sox Rule 1

A Rays fan, a Yankee fan and a Red Sox fan are climbing a mountain and arguing about who loves their team the most. The Rays fan insists that he is most loyal and then yells, "This is for Tampa Bay!" and jumps off the mountain. Not to be out done, The Red Sox fan next professes his love for his team. He screams, "This is for Boston!" and pushes the Yankee fan off the mountain.

It's Meltdown Monday!

It's not ever going to change until we show that Jacka$$ the door.

Tea Party Downgrade

Tea Party At Center Of Blame Game For Credit Downgrade

Blame Game Continues

Blame, insults traded over credit downgrade on Sunday shows

I missed this earlier

DNC Chair blames Tea Party..

Saturday, August 6, 2011

Bad News this Morning

via Politico
31 U.S. troops killed in Afghan crash

I can only offer a prayer

O loving and almighty God, bless the members of our armed forces and civilians as they perform the tasks of their calling for love of their country. Protect them from all harm and danger of body and soul; sustain and comfort those in areas of conflict and those at home, especially in their hours of loneliness, anxiety and worry. Prepare the dying for death and the living for your service. We give thanks for those who have died in this service, and remember their loved ones in their time of loss and grief. Give to all an understanding of your love for all humankind so that, relying on your aid, they may promote righteousness, honor and unity. Grant unto us and all nations a speedy, just and lasting peace, to the glory of your name and the coming of your kingdom; through Jesus Christ our Lord. Amen.

Friday, August 5, 2011

Happy Friday!


Obama pulls another GOSHDANG Houdini
200K Jobs have vanished.
Nice one!

Thursday, August 4, 2011

The 3 AM Call

I actually take the 3AM Call

Miss J called the other night at the crack of dawn. It was the crack of dawn where she was not where I was.

Me: Hi there Miss J ... Good Morning!
Miss J: I was just leaving you a message why did you pick up the phone?
Me: Don't I always pick up when you call? That's what friends do.
Miss J: Listen ... I was playing a facebook game and when I clicked on this thing and my computer blew up! The browser won't work anymore and It's scaning viruses and ...
Me: I'm putting my head back down on the pillow now. I'll call in a while and we can fix it togeather. Don't go paying for anything those jackasses are selling.

Imagine this senario.
You head off to work and an XYZ construction company truck and crew pull up to your house. They spend the day removing the roof of your house that you just had replaced in May. When you arrive home from work the project manager approches and explains "I know what the problem is!" ... You need a new roof! As you try to explain I already had a new roof ... It doesn't matter anymore because you realize you don't have any roof at all right NOW. Further your new roof has to be purchased from XYZ construction otherwise you're not getting a roof. Is this not criminal? Yes it is.

These bogus antivirus marketeers are playing you. They disable everything so you cant use the computer at all. Then the bad guys actually write a program that looks like it's going to help you with viruses. You download it, install it and you've just volunteered to be a criminal yourself on behalf of the hacker because now they have control of your computer. It becomes a zombie spewing spam mail and it costs you $89.00 to boot.

I've seen this several times before with the boys watching their youtube videos and such.This one was not too serious. Miss J and I were able to roll the system registry back to the day prior to the infection and everything seems to be working nicely. To this day Miss J is the only person with the guts to call me at 3AM.

PJTV Krusier Control

Via IOTW - Krusier Control

Monday, August 1, 2011


The conveyance of gossip requires at least 2 parties. An enemy whom concocts the story and a friend whom informs you of said story.

Mark Twain said something similar to this, however, I have been unable to find the quote. I would offer one small correction though.

Jenny set me straight. A very nice girl and a fine bloggy friend!

"It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart: the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you." - Mark Twain

When the enemy and the friend are the same person, this of course has to be your own brother.

The Legacy

via Teacheru ... Mo┼čtenirea ... The Door Bell.

Peace Through Governance

There is an Older woman whom rides the bus each afternoon. She wears the same jacket daily with the slogan "Peace Through Governance" emblazoned on the back. I thought at the time this slogan sounded a bit off the mark. Peace is more often hard fought
and won properly. I was intrigued, so I googled it. Sure enough there is a web site dedicated to the Peace through Governance organization. Here's the blurb No Link for them
Peace Through Governance
One Earth Future's (OEF) vision is a world beyond war within one hundred years, achieved by developing more effective systems of global governance.

Didja get that? Global Governance ... Huh? They're operating several projects, the flagship project they call Oceans Beyond Piracy... I know it's starting to sound like some scary retarded UN Agenda 21 thingy. If you made it past the Global Governance issue without spewing, here is a bit about the OEF vision

The OEF Vision
OEF is gravely concerned that the current state-centric governance structures cannot on their own solve global concerns and resolve armed conflicts. Technology and the relentless processes of globalization create significant stresses on the global system that result in armed violence within, between, and among, sovereign nation states. The current conceptualization of international order, where nation states operate as the main legitimate actors on the international stage, is too limited to effectively mitigate violence. Increasing diversity and specialization create enormous complexities in governance. The current method of organizing these divergent interests under the nation state framework is inadequate.

Pretty much they're saying leaders of sovreign nations are incompetent and cannot be trusted to behave themselves internationally. The project they highlight I mentioned earlier is Oceans Beyond Piracy

Maritime piracy is one of the world’s oldest international crimes. Cicero called pirates “hosteis humani generis” or “enemies of mankind”. Unfortunately, two millennia after Cicero spoke these words, pirates continue to plague the high seas. Early international law declared it the duty of states and their navies to deal with pirates. Similarly, contemporary international responses have focused on regional, state-based approaches to solving the problem of piracy. However, nation states have not found a viable and sustainable solution to this crime, and they are encountering increasing difficulty responding to maritime piracy. The One Earth Future Foundation believes the world needs to develop a global solution. OEF established the Oceans Beyond Piracy Project to develop short- and long-term collaborative approaches to solving maritime piracy.

They're going to Govern away Piracy with technology and business partners or something. To me it just sounds like an awful stupid way to waste a lot of other peoples money. In The history of piracy or terrorism, What is Piracy if not terrorism on the high seas there has been only one way to stop pirates and terrorists and such. Go there. Find them. Kill them all but one. Break all their
stuff and burn and sink everything they own. You make it so horrible that they do not want to be pirates or terrorists anymore. I think a better slogan for this organization might be Peace through Superior Firepower. Just Sayin.