Towards the end of Mike Tyson’s three-year prison sentence for sexual assault, famed sportswriter Ed Schuyler quipped, “I’d rather be Tyson’s first opponent after he gets out than his first date.”In Other News
Schuyler had a point: Sometimes, it’s bad to be the leadoff batter.
Nine times out of ten, going first is the better deal. Like, if you’re in a college apartment with five other slobs and everyone’s sharing the same bathroom, you DO NOT want to use the bathroom last! (Especially the morning after a night of binge-drinking Natty Light and gorging on 7-Eleven chili nachos.)
“Oh, the humanity!”
But someone has to go first. In boxing, it was Peter McNeeley, who lasted a total of 89 seconds against Mike Tyson. (Thank goodness McNeeley never fought a real beast — like Jake Paul, eh?)
And in global politics, it will be Hamas who goes first: Before the end of January, Donald Trump is gonna kick their Hamass.
Hamas is the new Peter McNeeley.
Following four years of Biden’s complete and utter ineptitude, America’s foreign policy is in tatters. The whole world is on fire: There’s a hot war in Europe; nuclear saber-rattling; chaos in the Holy Land; the disastrous Afghanistan withdrawal; Syria collapsing; China bullying its neighbors; and just today, South Korea was on the brink of a coup.
Donald Trump will need to reestablish American deterrence ASAP. It’s job #1.
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