Self Defense Story of the Day

DoucheNoggin Attempts to Mug Grandmother and Wins Coveted Major Award for Doucheknockery

MANCHESTER NH — A 65-year-old grandmother said she didn’t have time to think when she pulled out her .32-caliber handgun and shot a man (in the chest) who tried to mug her outside her south Manchester apartment building late Monday.

She had just gotten off work as a poker dealer. It was about 11:30 p.m. As she made her way to the building, she said a man exited the car, ran ahead of her and blocked her path.

“As soon as he went to grab me with his left hand, I pulled (the gun) out and shot him. I didn’t even think about it. I thought my safety was in danger,” said the woman, who asked that her name or image not be publicized.