You Shot It All Private

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Grouchy Old Cripple - Saturday Boobage

The Feral Irishman - Friday Femme Fatale ... Hodgepodge of Hotties

The Daley Gator - Daley Babe

Diogenes Middle Finger News - Good Monday Morning and Fishnet Friday

Theo Spark - Saturday Tottie

The Last Tradition - Rule 5 Sunday Jewel Santini

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The Other McCain - Rule 5 Monday

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Slurpee Waves Lick Nantucket Shores

"The high temp that day was around 19 degrees. The wind was howling from the southwest which would typically make rough or choppy conditions not so good for surfing, but since the surface of the sea was frozen slush the wind did not change the shape. What resulted was perfect, dreamy, slush waves. Most waves were around 2 feet with some larger sets slushing through around 3 foot or waist high.

The next day I drove up to see if they melted but beginning that same 300 yards away from shore the water had frozen solid and there were no waves at all. I've been asking all the fishermen and surfers I know if they have ever seen such a thing and they have all reported that this is a first, a result of it being the coldest winter we've had in 81 years. I guess the people I asked weren't old enough to remember a colder winter than this!"

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It's Not a Bad Day ... Thanks for Asking

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One Marine

via Conservative Tribune

A large group of Islamic State group terrorists in Iraq are moving down a road when they hear a voice from behind a sand dune: “One U.S. Marine is better than 10 ISIS fighters.”

The terrorist commander quickly orders 10 of his best men over the dune where a brief gun battle breaks out. Then … silence.

The same voice once again calls out: “One U.S. Marine is better than 100 ISIS losers!”

Furious, the commander sends his next best 100 troops over the dune and into battle. After a few minutes of intense gunfire … more silence.

The voice calls out again: “One U.S. Marine is better than 1,000 ISIS cowards!”

The now-enraged commander orders 1,000 of his best warriors over the dune, when a terrible battle is then fought. He hears small arms fire, machine-guns, grenades, rockets … and then silence.

Finally, one badly wounded Islamic State terrorist crawls back over the dune, leaving a trail of blood and gore behind him, and with his dying breath, warns his commander:

“Don’t send any more men! It’s a trap! There are two of them!“

I’m not certain that every word of that story (H/T Young Conservatives) is the gospel truth, although I imagine I could probably find a couple of Marines who would swear that it is.

The fact remains that the thought of facing U.S. Marines — as well as special operators and other American servicemen and women — should strike terror into the hearts of the barbarians who make up the Islamic State terror group.

And if it doesn’t today, I have a feeling it soon will.

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The Last Tradition - Rule 5 Sunday Ashley Graham

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Daniela Lopez Osorio

Saudi Cleric Declares the Earth has Stopped Rotating

Top of the News

FEDERAL JUDGE SLAMS THE BRAKES ON PRESIDENT ASSHAT’S EXECUTIVE AMNESTY SCHEME - Daley Gator

Why we can’t have anything nice: FCC, FEC look to ruin the Internet - IOTWreport

Daniel Flynn, Why the Left Hates America - American Power

Obama’s Separate Valentine’s Day Vacations Cost Taxpayers $2.5 Million - Blur Brain

Top Presidential Experts call Obama 'Overrated' and One of the Worst By 3-1 - Diogenes Middle Finger News

SO SAD! David Axelrod Shows Signs Of Alzheimer's - Yid with Lid

High Horse Alert: Man Asks Bus Passengers If They Are Muslims And When They Say No, He Stabs Them - AoSHQ

Two Sex Scandals You Missed - The Other McCain

Post-Mortem of February NC Common Core Commmission Meeting - Lady Liberty

Hamas warns Italy not to embark on Libyan ‘Crusade’ - Blazing Cat Fur

Stuff Kayne Wants for Beyonce

This Looks an Awful Lot like an IOTWreport Contest

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A Quick Look at the Weekend Forecast

Post by Adam Evans.

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The Feral Irishman - Winter is a Pain

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The Last Tradition - Rule 5 Sunday Helena Christian

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Happy Valentines Day Baby

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Danielle Knudson

Little League International Strips Chicago's JRW League of US Title

Little League Baseball has stripped the U.S. championship from Chicago-based Jackie Robinson West and suspended its coach for violating a rule prohibiting the use of players who live outside the geographic area that the team represents, it was announced Wednesday.

Jackie Robinson West must vacate wins from the 2014 Little League Baseball International Tournament -- including its Great Lakes Regional and United States championships.

The team's manager, Darold Butler, has been suspended from Little League activity, and Illinois District 4 administrator Michael Kelly has been removed from his position.

The organization found that Jackie Robinson West used a falsified boundary map and that team officials met with neighboring Little League districts in Illinois to claim players and build what amounts to a superteam.

As a result, the United States championship has been awarded to Mountain Ridge Little League from Las Vegas.

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New Addition to the Association

TRW and the Famous Blogging Squirrels Welcome Mississippi Rebel to the Association of Miniscule to Middling Conservative Bloggers. It wasn't a hard call. I have to go scrape and inch of friggin ice from the truck windshield to get to work this morning and youse Douchknockers need something to read.
Here Ya Are ... Federal Bill Introduced To Limit Magazine Size

Go Read a While then come back here.

New Rape Allegations for Bill Cosby

Boston - Bill Cosby Cancels Boston Live performance due to weather and new rape allegations but mostly due to extremely heavy snow, Dangerous Ice, High Winds, Bitter Cold Temperatures, Astronomical High Tides and Generally Dangerous Travel Conditions.

That's Just Weak

Weak like a broth made from the shadow of a game hen that has starved to death.

“As managing editor of NBC Nightly News, I have decided to take myself off of my daily broadcast for the next several days, and Lester Holt has kindly agreed to sit in for me to allow us to adequately deal with this issue. Upon my return, I will continue my career-long effort to be worthy of the trust of those who place their trust in us.”

He's Like a Fart in Church ... He's Everywhere

via The Score: Gronkowski Spikes Puck during Bruins' Ceremonial Faceoff

The Boston Bruins welcomed the Super Bowl champions to TD Garden on Saturday and Rob Gronkowski made sure it was a memorable event.

The New England Patriots tight end was called upon to drop the puck for the ceremonial faceoff, electing instead to spike it clear over the glass.

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Wild Bill for America

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American Power - Bedtime Tottie

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A JOB WELL DONE

That Moment when Patriots Cornerback Malcolm Butler deflates the balls of every single Seahawks Player on the field.

Here's Doucheknocker Richard Sherman's reaction.

Seahawks Loser Bruce Irvin then puts the AZZ in Classless, Picks a fight with Gronk, Gets ejected from the game.

Nothing Left But the Rolling Rally through Boston

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