Possibly the Best Headline of the Day

So Far ... via Wirecutter

Porch Pirates Beware
Taking care of business himself before the cops show up and UPS his ass -- Knuckledraggin My Life Away
Stand by ...

via PJ Media

Ole Mitch Ain't Wistlin Dixie Neither
Meanwhile in the U.S. Senate: 'Cocaine Mitch' Spent Impeachment Day Cranking Out Trump Judges. -- Victoria Taft

The pace was breathtaking. As congressional representatives clamored for face time in what looked like a suit-and-tie version of televised speed dating during the impeachment debate, things were moving even more rapidly in the U.S. Senate. Look at this — Republican Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell moved forward another batch of President Trump's judicial appointments.