DoucheNozzle Manages Best Actor

In a world where a eloquent corrupt Chicago community organizer can become President of the United States of America, I give you a third rate failed actor Sean 'DoucheNozzle' Penn, now named best actor of 2008

Today's Inspiration

General George S. Patton's Speech to the Third Army - the Unabridged Edition

Somewhere in England June 5th, 1944

"Be seated."

Men, this stuff that some sources sling around about America wanting out of this war, not wanting to fight, is a crock of bullshit. Americans love to fight, traditionally. All real Americans love the sting and clash of battle.


You are here today for three reasons. First, because you are here to defend your homes and your loved ones. Second, you are here for your own self respect, because you would not want to be anywhere else. Third, you are here because you are real men and all real men like to fight. When you, here, every one of you, were kids, you all admired the champion marble player, the fastest runner, the toughest boxer, the big league ball players, and the All-American football players. Americans love a winner. Americans will not tolerate a loser. Americans despise cowards. Americans play to win all of the time. I wouldn't give a hoot in hell for a man who lost and laughed. That's why Americans have never lost nor will ever lose a war; for the very idea of losing is hateful to an American.


You are not all going to die. Only two percent of you right here today would die in a major battle. Death must not be feared. Death, in time, comes to all men. Yes, every man is scared in his first battle. If he says he's not, he's a liar. Some men are cowards but they fight the same as the brave men or they get the hell slammed out of them watching men fight who are just as scared as they are. The real hero is the man who fights even though he is scared. Some men get over their fright in a minute under fire. For some, it takes an hour. For some, it takes days. But a real man will never let his fear of death overpower his honor, his sense of duty to his country, and his innate manhood.


Battle is the most magnificent competition in which a human being can indulge. It brings out all that is best and it removes all that is base. Americans pride themselves on being He Men and they ARE He Men. Remember that the enemy is just as frightened as you are, and probably more so. They are not supermen.


All through your Army careers, you men have bitched about what you call "chicken shit drilling." That, like everything else in this Army, has a definite purpose. That purpose is alertness. Alertness must be bred into every soldier. I don't give a fuck for a man who's not always on his toes. You men are veterans or you wouldn't be here. You are ready for what's to come. A man must be alert at all times if he expects to stay alive. If you're not alert, sometime, a German son-of-an-asshole-bitch is going to sneak up behind you and beat you to death with a sockful of shit! There are four hundred neatly marked graves somewhere in Sicily, all because one man went to sleep on the job. But they are German graves, because we caught the bastard asleep before they did.

Go read the rest because the original is just so much better than the movie

Teh One is a Post Turtle

You know he didn’t get up there by himself.
He doesn’t belong up there.
He doesn’t know what to do while he is up there.
and you just wonder what kind of a dumb ass put him up there.”

Helicoptors are Racist.

Obama Sez: OdamnBA!

via IMAO

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Yes, Barack Obama bumped his head as he entered Marine One.

It’s news, because it was news when President Gerald Ford bumped his head.

But Gerald Ford bumped his head because he was a doofus.

But, The One can’t be a doofus. Therefore, helicopters are racist.

Failed Actor calls Critics Very Envious Failed Actors like on Fox News

Sean Penn Sez: Via NewsBusters

Answering questions from Travis Smiley on Wednesday during the Radio Show on PBS ...

For example, the criticism people get tend to be from failed actors. (Laughter) Like the Fox anchors who are just clearly very envious; the failed actors, and that kind of people. And what they don't know is that you're raised on resilience as an actor to that.

Sean Penn=$DOUCHENOZZLE Just setting the envionment variable ... has anyone actually sat through an entire Sean Penn Movie?

Obama Authorizes 20.3 Million for Hamas Refugees to Migrate to US

Obama Signz: Via Rantburg

[Federal Register: February 4, 2009 (Volume 74, Number 22)]
[Presidential Documents]
[Page 6115]
From the Federal Register Online via GPO Access [wais.access.gpo.gov]
[DOCID:fr04fe09-106]
Presidential Documents
[[Page 6115]]
Presidential Determination No. 2009-15 of January 27,
2009

Unexpected Urgent Refugee and Migration Needs Related To Gaza

Memorandum for the Secretary of State
By the authority vested in me by the Constitution and the laws of the United States, including section 2(c)(1) of the Migration and Refugee Assistance Act of 1962 (the ``Act''), as amended (22 U.S.C. 2601), I hereby determine, pursuant to section 2(c)(1) of the Act, that it is important to the national interest to furnish assistance under the Act in an amount not to exceed $20.3 million from the United States Emergency Refugee and Migration Assistance Fund for the purpose of meeting unexpected and urgent refugee and migration needs, including by contributions to international, governmental, and nongovernmental organizations and payment of administrative expenses of Bureau of Population, Refugees, and Migration of the Department of State, related to humanitarian needs of Palestinian refugees and conflict victims in Gaza. You are authorized and directed to publish this memorandum in the Federal Register.


(Presidential Sig.)
THE WHITE HOUSE,
Washington, January 27, 2009
[FR Doc. E9-2488
Filed 2-3-09; 8:45 am]
Billing code 4710-10-P

Seriously? .... WTF!

Trillion Dollar Re-FI

Uncle Jimbo Sez: Via Ace



Well Said Jimbo!

Another Campaign Promise down the Memory Hole

Obama's Website Sez:

Sunlight Before Signing: Too often bills are rushed through Congress and to the president before the public has the opportunity to review them. As president, Obama will not sign any non-emergency bill without giving the American public an opportunity to review and comment on the White House website for five days.

You just know the Generational Theft Act of Spendulus is going to fly through the oval office quicker than Michael Moore plows through a box of frickin RingDings.

Wall Street Executive Pay Cap at 350K

Obama Sez:

"For top executives to award themselves these kinds of compensation packages in the midst of this economic crisis is not only in bad taste, it's a bad strategy -- and I will not tolerate it as President."

Thank you Mr. President, I think your 800 billion Generational Theft Act is a bad strategy too. Considering most people go to wall street to make money, It's pretty safe to assume Obama thinks regluation of wall street executive pay is now somehow the gubmint's responsibility. I'm just not getting the Hope and Change here. Boardering on socialism ... Just saying.

Obama Sez: I Can Haz Spendulus?