I have no F*cking Idea where Eeman and Irish are at the moment. Unless they're still out Drinking YooHoos and Filling Sandbags with the Plowtruck. So ... I'll be giving you the Week's Weather for New England.
North Woods including New Hampshire, Southern and Western Maine:
STAY THE F*CK OFF THE ICE. Ponds and Lakes aren't near ready for Ice Fishing Yet. Keep an Eye on those Massholes too. They Think They Own the Place. Just Help Each Other out and stay Safe Ferchrissakes.
Your Regularly Scheduled Winter Weather Shall be Returning on Tuesday
Alerts > New Hampshire > Flood Watch Issued by NWS Gray/Portland (Southern Maine) Message: NOAA-NWS-ALERTS-NH1255E425CB18.FloodWatch.1255E425D414NH.GYXFFAGYX.063d32eab30ca9db7f45012529f2e0df from email@example.com Sent: 15:22 EST on 01-09-2016 Effective: 15:22 EST on 01-09-2016 Expires: 15:45 EST on 01-09-2016 Event: Flood Watch
...SOME RIVER AND STREAMS WILL APPROACH BANKFULL LATE SUNDAY INTO SUNDAY NIGHT...
.DEEPENING LOW PRESSURE TRACKING TO OUR WEST WILL CIRCULATE UNSEASONABLY WARM AND MOIST AIR INTO THE REGION ON SUNDAY. PERIODS OF HEAVY RAIN ALONG WITH MELTING SNOW WILL CAUSE SHARP RISES ON MANY RIVERS AND STREAMS LATE SUNDAY INTO SUNDAY NIGHT. A FEW RIVER AND STREAMS MAY REACH BANKFULL LATE SUNDAY AND SUNDAY NIGHT. IN ADDITION...LOCALLY HEAVY RAINFALL COULD PRODUCE SOME URBAN AND POOR DRAINAGE FLOODING SUNDAY AFTERNOON AND EVENING ACROSS OUR REGION.
...FLOOD WATCH IN EFFECT FROM SUNDAY AFTERNOON THROUGH LATE SUNDAY NIGHT...
THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN GRAY HAS ISSUED A * FLOOD WATCH FOR PORTIONS OF WESTERN MAINE AND NEW HAMPSHIRE...
The Flatlanders will be Pretty Well Washed Out Today as Well.