Good Morning

The Nicene Creed
We believe in one God the Father Almighty, Maker of heaven and earth, and of all things visible and invisible.

And in one Lord Jesus Christ, the only-begotten Son of God, begotten of the Father before all worlds, God of God, Light of Light, Very God of Very God, begotten, not made, being of one substance with the Father by whom all things were made; who for us men, and for our salvation, came down from heaven, and was incarnate by the Holy Spirit of the Virgin Mary, and was made man, and was crucified also for us under Pontius Pilate. He suffered and was buried, and the third day he rose again according to the Scriptures, and ascended into heaven, and sitteth on the right hand of the Father. And he shall come again with glory to judge both the quick and the dead, whose kingdom shall have no end.

And we believe in the Holy Spirit, the Lord and Giver of Life, who proceedeth from the Father and the Son, who with the Father and the Son together is worshipped and glorified, who spoke by the prophets. And we believe one holy catholic and apostolic Church. We acknowledge one baptism for the remission of sins. And we look for the resurrection of the dead, and the life of the world to come. Amen.

Missing What You Wont Ever Have

via IOTW

SCOAMFOTUS

Fenway Today

Fenway Turns 100 Today

A Good Idea

Friday Babe

The Car Wash Edition

It's a common problem when a car wash girl, caught up in the heat of the moment, experiences psychological transference with the car and starts washing herself.

Hitler Finds Out

Obama Ate His Dog
via American Digest

Making it Count

It begins in 12 days. I've put in for a transfer back to New England. I'll still be Dave in PB. I just won't be in Pacific Beach anymore. They come pick up the truck in 12 days. I should arrive shortly there after. I hope to get a chance to meet up with fellow bloggers and writers JayG, Pissed, Marko, Brad and the rest. I'll be spending this summer mostly out at Hampton with my family and I'm looking forward to going home. See you soon.

A Rememberance

Ian

Fourteen Years Ago Today it was a beautifully bright and shiney Easter Morning in Scottsdale AZ. Ian was Baptised 14 years ago this day in 1998 at St Anthonys in the Desert. An auspicious day to begin a Christian life. He's gone now 3 months. Overdosed on his Mothers medicine in her care. Accute Methodone Intoxication is what the Medical Examiner has said. The case is with the DA. I've been told to expect no justice for my son. I just wanted to mark the day with rememberance.

You Could Have Knocked me Over with a Feather

T. Boone Pickens: ‘I’ve Lost My A–’ in Wind Power – ‘The Jobs Are in the Oil and Gas Industry’

Right Now

Two World Financial Center is being evacuated due to a suspicious package.

UPDATE: A Grenade has been found in a delivery area.

Welcome Home

via the Union Tribune

The ship, fresh from a Mississippi shipyard, passed Point Loma and entered San Diego Bay at 9 a.m. Friday. After slowly parading through the bay, it pulled into Naval Base San Diego, its new home.

This San Antonio-class amphibious transport dock ship is the fourth Navy ship to be named for San Diego but the first to be stationed here.

How to Start a Fight

My Favorite via Pissed
Keep Scrolling he's got a bunch

My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school
reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his
drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.

I asked her, "Do you know him?"

"Yes", she sighed,

"He's my old boyfriend. I understand he took to drinking
right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he
hasn't been sober since."

"My God!" I said, "Who would think a person could go on
celebrating that long?"

And then the fight started...

Fun With Trolls

From the Comments

Hypocrites to the highesr degree!
You racists mangle Obama's successes as "delusional' and "false" yet you can't answer why websites like Politfact and WTFhasObamadonesofar.com exist! they exist to prove to are liars!
"SCOAMF" is a retarded racist crap created by retarded racist who are STILL pissed America voted for a Black man as President of the United States instead of a Ditzy quitter, Caribou Barbie!

I hate that poor people get health care, and our dependence on foreign oil is a good thing? The "staggering debt" has nothing to do with the wars started by the previous President. Higher unemployment -- actually the economy is recovering. Unsecured borders -- fewer people are coming across than during the Bush years. I don't even know what "compliant unconstitutional herds of followers" means. The Muslim Brotherhood has taken over the Middle East? hmm... want to think about that? De-funding our military? Absolutely deep cuts can, and should, be made in the military budget.

Of course, now you have a lying rebuttal to Obama "inheritin" the Bush economy to "he created it"! So Obama created the wars in Iraq and Afgan? Obama crrated the Keystone and TARP program?

If you don't believe me the Google which president increased our debt the most, and the United States Treasury Report will verify this information. Just so you know, before you look up this extensive and accurate multi-page document. Bill Clinton increased our debt the least, while he was the President. Enjoy your research.

You dinbats are too busy lying about Obama's successes and "broken" promises and other crap you remove this obvious fact!
From The Comments
You racists KNOW the GOP candidates are a joke, you KNOW they can’t win. and you HATE that they are attacking Obama and being respectful at the same time!

Obama is anything but a Socialist. He stands to the Right of Eisenhower and is trying very hard to save American Capitalism from its own stupidity.

Anyone who calls Obama a "SCOAMF" is a retarded fact. plain and simple!

Your entire argument against me is that I'm Racist, a Liar and Retarded. Think about that for a minute. In fact I am none of these things. You have never even met me. You have absolutely no idea what kind of person I might be. That little crickits video you watched actually drove you nuts to the point where you think it's OK to take a crap on my blog. Also don't call me racist just because I don't like you very much. Nice One getting a stick in on Sarah Palin too. I thought you might miss that.

So then Mr.Douchenozzle from Minneapolis ... signs me up with MoveOn.org and BarackObama.com. Very Cute Indeed! At least now I know what you chuckleheads are up to in my part of town. Lets take a look shall we?

From Kathleen M, Denver Co. - My name is Kathleen, and I'm helping run a 99% Spring action training next week. I'm in Denver, but there's a training in San Diego too and I hope you'll go. Join me and tens of thousands of other progressives for 99% Spring action trainings next week. There's still space at the training in San Diego on Saturday, Apr. 14, 2012, at 12:00 PM. Can you come?

Really? Miss Kathleen? You need training to sit on your backside and occupy some park near downtown. To be honest, I've never really been into that rapey and stabby lifestyle you're living so I won't be there. However, I am into the shooty lifestyle that most Americans still enjoy so much. Please be careful where you attempt to occupy in my town. Have a good time at your occupy thing Sincerely ~ Dave in PB

From Jim Messina ~ BarackObama.com
Friend --

You're in for 2012: Welcome, and thanks.

Now forget everything you know about politics.

Because I can tell you that the next seven months will be like nothing you've seen from a campaign. If we're going to win, we have to be tougher, smarter, and more innovative than ever before.

The President has a job to do, so he's asking each of us to take the lead in shaping this effort.

That work begins now in your community.

Jim Messina
Campaign Manager
Obama for America

Sign up to volunteer today.

Jim Really, Thank you for the welcome mail. I appreciate it. I'd love to help but I'm busy right now trying to find SCOAMF a new job for 2012. You're going to need more than occupy to get Captain AssClown re-elected too. Please keep sending me your news letters. I'll post that crap all day long.
Sincerely,
Dave in PB

Glock Love

Saw this over at Tams

I kind of feel the same way about my little Ruger

Thanks for Asking

Someone is collecting names.

But Seriously, Unless it's a petition to throw Obama's Ass out of office I'll decline. Also I find the whole same sex marriage lifestyle morally reprehensible. Douchebags.

Really?

via the Sidebar over at AOSHQ
It's Rep Debbie Whassername Shlutz Failing Miserably during a recent Interview.

Into the Tap