A Best Seller

via BMEWS

So, I was walking through the mall, and saw that there was a “Muslim Bookstore.” I was wondering what exactly was in a “Muslim Bookstore” so I went on in.

I was wandering around taking a look and the clerk stopped me and asked if he could help me. I imagine I didn’t look like his normal clientele.

So I asked for a copy of the Australian immigration policy book regarding Muslims.

The clerk said, “F**k Off, Get Out, and Stay Out!”

I said, “Yes, that’s the one. Do you have that in paperback?”