IOTW Announces Gender Reidentification

THEN THIS HAPPENS!
NATIONAL OUTRAGE AS OBAMA WANTS TO KNOW WHOSE ASS TO KICK
DHS VOWS SELF FLAGELLATION UNTIL ORDER IS RESTORED
REID: HOW COULD THIS BE ALLOWED TO HAPPEN SO CLOSE TO THE MIDTERMS
OR ... It might just be a name change. Give em a click, they'll take a mile. Guaranteed to be Ebola free and no one will try to whack you with a hatchet.