At The Corner of OMG and WTH Street

via The Daley Gator
A woman visited a Stewart’s Shop and Curtis Lumber within a few minutes of each other Tuesday – with no clothes on. “Have a good day,” the woman told one lumberyard employee as she traipsed out. Curtis Lumber manager Bob Eakin, who was not at work at the time, said the woman asked a couple of employees what time it was before she left.

Sister, I'd check my watch but i'm thinking it's time to put some clothes on.