Dave_in_PB Sez: Does this Assclown know he looks like a jackass when he does this stuff?
Tuesday, June 28, 2011
No One Touched My Junk
On a recent trip back east I submitted to TSA screening in San Diego on the way out and in Boston's Logan Airport on the way back. I carry absolutely nothing on me through the airport. Just a wallet and packpack that hits the belt with my boots.
In San Diego It was an evening flight a Red Eye on Jet Blue. There were no full body scanners setup and I was in the checkpoint line with like 300 Marines heading home on leave. TSA just waved us through.
In Boston on the way back home it was a more diverse group of travelers in line flying on a Wednesday afternoon. Full body scanners ... patdowns ... the works. Again I was waved through the line and had a water bottle confiscated from the
backpack. I did notice though that a much higher percentage of the female folk were getting the business.Like every single one. Most just submitted to the scanner but several women were subjected to the full on body grope patdowns ... Just Sayin.
In San Diego It was an evening flight a Red Eye on Jet Blue. There were no full body scanners setup and I was in the checkpoint line with like 300 Marines heading home on leave. TSA just waved us through.
In Boston on the way back home it was a more diverse group of travelers in line flying on a Wednesday afternoon. Full body scanners ... patdowns ... the works. Again I was waved through the line and had a water bottle confiscated from the
backpack. I did notice though that a much higher percentage of the female folk were getting the business.Like every single one. Most just submitted to the scanner but several women were subjected to the full on body grope patdowns ... Just Sayin.
To the Hippie that rides the 105 at 0645
Extremely impressed with your facial piercings! Thats the look that's gonna score you some chicks!
Dude ... Take a shower. Seriously you're twenty something years old and should not be hopping the bus looking like you slept in the bushes last night. Also ... If it's not too much to ask, pull up your friggin pants FERCRAPSAKE!
BTW, I was messing with you about the faicial junk. That's just horrible! and You're Embarassing your Mother!
Dude ... Take a shower. Seriously you're twenty something years old and should not be hopping the bus looking like you slept in the bushes last night. Also ... If it's not too much to ask, pull up your friggin pants FERCRAPSAKE!
BTW, I was messing with you about the faicial junk. That's just horrible! and You're Embarassing your Mother!
Monday, June 27, 2011
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Sunday, June 19, 2011
Happy Fathers Day!
“When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.” -Mark Twain
And then as some thirty years and more pass, I marvel at how he even tolerated me in the first place. I had a chance to work with my Dad again a while back. It was an Honor spending time with him and after all this time I still learn from him. Thanks Dad!
Thursday, June 16, 2011
Wednesday, June 15, 2011
Dear Jesus Help Me
Two guys and a union worker were fishing on a lake one day, when Jesus walked across the water and joined them in the boat.
When the three astonished men had settled down enough to speak, the first guy asked humbly, “Jesus, I’ve suffered from back pain ever since I took shrapnel in the Vietnam war…could you help me?”
“Of course, my son”, Jesus said, and when he touched the man’s back, he felt relief for the first time in years.
The second man, who wore very thick glasses and had a hard time reading and driving, asked if Jesus could do anything about his eyesight. Jesus smiled, removed the man’s glasses and tossed them in the lake. When they hit the water, the man’s eyes cleared and he could see everything distinctly.
When Jesus turned to heal the union worker, the guy put his hands up and cried defensively, “Don’t touch me! I’m on long term disability.”
When the three astonished men had settled down enough to speak, the first guy asked humbly, “Jesus, I’ve suffered from back pain ever since I took shrapnel in the Vietnam war…could you help me?”
“Of course, my son”, Jesus said, and when he touched the man’s back, he felt relief for the first time in years.
The second man, who wore very thick glasses and had a hard time reading and driving, asked if Jesus could do anything about his eyesight. Jesus smiled, removed the man’s glasses and tossed them in the lake. When they hit the water, the man’s eyes cleared and he could see everything distinctly.
When Jesus turned to heal the union worker, the guy put his hands up and cried defensively, “Don’t touch me! I’m on long term disability.”
A Hulahoop
Dave_in_PB Sez: I got nothin!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=3GVrO1VYAOI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=3GVrO1VYAOI
Wednesday, June 8, 2011
Monday, June 6, 2011
67th D-day Anniversary
Dave_in_PB Sez: When America puts the Awesome on the the line that's exactly what you get!
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