Hell Freezes Over or Something

HillBuzz Sez: Thankyou President and Mrs Bush.

"We know absolutely no one in Bush family circles and have never met former President George W. Bush or his wife Laura.
If you have been reading us for any length of time, you know that we used to make fun of “Dubya” nearly every day…parroting the same comedic bits we heard in our Democrat circles, where Bush is still, to this day, lampooned as a chimp, a bumbling idiot, and a poor, clumsy public speaker.
Oh, how we RAILED against Bush in 2000…and how we RAILED against the surge in support Bush received post-9/11 when he went to Ground Zero and stood there with his bullhorn in the ruins on that hideous day.
We were convinced that ANYONE who was president would have done what Bush did, and would have set that right tone of leadership in the wake of that disaster. President Gore, President Perot, President Nader, you name it. ANYONE, we assumed, would have filled that role perfectly."

snip

"As we will always be grateful for what George and Laura Bush did this week, with no media attention, when they very quietly went to Ft. Hood and met personally with the families of the victims of this terrorist attack.

FOR HOURS.

The Bushes went and met privately with these families for HOURS, hugging them, holding them, comforting them."

Yeah .... Thanks for that. We could have used your friggin help as it was happening.

Tea Party Anyone?

Dave in PB Sez: Are you Effin Kidding Me?

Update: Putting the CRAM in Sacramento!
"A Comunicationfrom the State of California which states that as a result of the recently passed California State budget, a new set of withholding tables will become effective 11/1/09. These tables are designed to accelerate withholding for the remainder of the year by requiring employers to increase the amount of state income tax withheld from employee paychecks by 10 percent."

LA Times: "Reporting from Los Angeles and Sacramento - Starting Sunday, cash-strapped California will dig deeper into the pocketbooks of wage earners -- holding back 10% more than it already does in state income taxes just as the biggest shopping season of the year kicks into gear."

Generating 1.7 Billion dollars for the state of California it will cost the average worker $20 per pay period and it may last ... forever. The State of California gets an interest free loan on the backs of California taxpayers without a word from SaCRAMento!

Can anyone tell me if this crap is even legal

You're Not Going to Believe This!

Subversion! ..... Treason! ..... Immediate re-education required!

School Kids Singing the Praises of ...... Wait for it ..... America!
And one of the finest renditions of the Star Spangled banner I have ever heard! Take that you stupid lefty twits!

ACORNED!

Obama Sez: OUCH!

I saw this over at Knowledge is Power .... It was too good not to swipe!

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Cash for Clunkers

Zo Sez: Bail me out!
via IMAO

The Strategy of Hope and Change

Shut Up!

Hope is not a strategy people! Hope is that people might start paying attention!

The Audacity of Arrogance

Obama Sez: Shut Up and Get out of the way!

Of Pirates, Terrorists, and Distractions

Just to be clear .... Its OK to call a Pirate a Pirate but not OK to call a Terrorist a Terrorist. They're doing pretty much the same damn thing as what less is piracy than terrorism on the high seas.

Nope ... Terrorism is now known as Man Caused Disasters or Un-Islamic Activity ( BTW ... Muslims in the middle east are severely beaten or killed for what sharia law considers un-islamic activity.)

Lets look at history on the subject

via AosHQ

We need to return to an important distinction first made by the Romans and subsequently incorporated into international law by way of medieval and early modern European jurisprudence, e.g. Grotius and Vattel. The Romans distinguished between bellum, war against legitimus hostis, a legitimate enemy, and guerra, war against latrunculi — pirates, robbers, brigands, and outlaws — "the common enemies of mankind."

The former, bellum, became the standard for interstate conflict, and it is here that the Geneva Conventions and other legal protections were meant to apply. They do not apply to the latter, guerra — indeed, punishment for latrunculi traditionally has been summary execution. Until recently, no international code has extended legal protection to pirates.

So ... "Until recently, no international code has extended legal protection to pirates" Why? ... Because they were feking Pirates! Tom Owens over at the National review indicates we've done the same thing now with al-queda and other terrorist organizations.

"Man Caused Disaterers" or "Un-Islamic Activators" are somehow entitled to these same extended legal protections provided in the Geneva Conventions or other civilian authorities.

No! They're feking Sand Pirates. Common enemies of Mankind, no better than any other band of Robbers, Brigands or Outlaws.

The distraction is trying to pursuade the public that there is a difference.

Ouch!

Hammas Sez: "I can haz Stngr misl?"

UPDATE!: With even more stupid!

Via FrankJ

"Apparently, Hamas somehow got its hands on some Stinger missiles and tried to shoot down Israeli helicopters… except that Stinger missiles are programmed to identify and not fire on Apache helicopters. Seeing Hamas with our modern weaponry makes me think of a chimp with a gun: it can use it and be a danger, but it’s never going to understand it."

UPDATE! "At that point, we stopped using this weapon."

Another Hamas source said gunners deployed Stinger along with heavy machine guns in attacks on Israeli helicopters during the war in the Gaza Strip. The source said one Stinger surface-to-air missile was launched, but the projectile veered off course and struck a Hamas gunner squad.
"The Stinger was drawn by the heat of our guns rather than the engines of the Israeli helicopters," the source said. "At that point, we stopped using this weapon."

Nuff Said!

DoucheNozzle Manages Best Actor

In a world where a eloquent corrupt Chicago community organizer can become President of the United States of America, I give you a third rate failed actor Sean 'DoucheNozzle' Penn, now named best actor of 2008

Today's Inspiration

General George S. Patton's Speech to the Third Army - the Unabridged Edition

Somewhere in England June 5th, 1944

"Be seated."

Men, this stuff that some sources sling around about America wanting out of this war, not wanting to fight, is a crock of bullshit. Americans love to fight, traditionally. All real Americans love the sting and clash of battle.


You are here today for three reasons. First, because you are here to defend your homes and your loved ones. Second, you are here for your own self respect, because you would not want to be anywhere else. Third, you are here because you are real men and all real men like to fight. When you, here, every one of you, were kids, you all admired the champion marble player, the fastest runner, the toughest boxer, the big league ball players, and the All-American football players. Americans love a winner. Americans will not tolerate a loser. Americans despise cowards. Americans play to win all of the time. I wouldn't give a hoot in hell for a man who lost and laughed. That's why Americans have never lost nor will ever lose a war; for the very idea of losing is hateful to an American.


You are not all going to die. Only two percent of you right here today would die in a major battle. Death must not be feared. Death, in time, comes to all men. Yes, every man is scared in his first battle. If he says he's not, he's a liar. Some men are cowards but they fight the same as the brave men or they get the hell slammed out of them watching men fight who are just as scared as they are. The real hero is the man who fights even though he is scared. Some men get over their fright in a minute under fire. For some, it takes an hour. For some, it takes days. But a real man will never let his fear of death overpower his honor, his sense of duty to his country, and his innate manhood.


Battle is the most magnificent competition in which a human being can indulge. It brings out all that is best and it removes all that is base. Americans pride themselves on being He Men and they ARE He Men. Remember that the enemy is just as frightened as you are, and probably more so. They are not supermen.


All through your Army careers, you men have bitched about what you call "chicken shit drilling." That, like everything else in this Army, has a definite purpose. That purpose is alertness. Alertness must be bred into every soldier. I don't give a fuck for a man who's not always on his toes. You men are veterans or you wouldn't be here. You are ready for what's to come. A man must be alert at all times if he expects to stay alive. If you're not alert, sometime, a German son-of-an-asshole-bitch is going to sneak up behind you and beat you to death with a sockful of shit! There are four hundred neatly marked graves somewhere in Sicily, all because one man went to sleep on the job. But they are German graves, because we caught the bastard asleep before they did.

Go read the rest because the original is just so much better than the movie

Teh One is a Post Turtle

You know he didn’t get up there by himself.
He doesn’t belong up there.
He doesn’t know what to do while he is up there.
and you just wonder what kind of a dumb ass put him up there.”

Helicoptors are Racist.

Obama Sez: OdamnBA!

via IMAO

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Yes, Barack Obama bumped his head as he entered Marine One.

It’s news, because it was news when President Gerald Ford bumped his head.

But Gerald Ford bumped his head because he was a doofus.

But, The One can’t be a doofus. Therefore, helicopters are racist.

Failed Actor calls Critics Very Envious Failed Actors like on Fox News

Sean Penn Sez: Via NewsBusters

Answering questions from Travis Smiley on Wednesday during the Radio Show on PBS ...

For example, the criticism people get tend to be from failed actors. (Laughter) Like the Fox anchors who are just clearly very envious; the failed actors, and that kind of people. And what they don't know is that you're raised on resilience as an actor to that.

Sean Penn=$DOUCHENOZZLE Just setting the envionment variable ... has anyone actually sat through an entire Sean Penn Movie?

Obama Authorizes 20.3 Million for Hamas Refugees to Migrate to US

Obama Signz: Via Rantburg

[Federal Register: February 4, 2009 (Volume 74, Number 22)]
[Presidential Documents]
[Page 6115]
From the Federal Register Online via GPO Access [wais.access.gpo.gov]
[DOCID:fr04fe09-106]
Presidential Documents
[[Page 6115]]
Presidential Determination No. 2009-15 of January 27,
2009

Unexpected Urgent Refugee and Migration Needs Related To Gaza

Memorandum for the Secretary of State
By the authority vested in me by the Constitution and the laws of the United States, including section 2(c)(1) of the Migration and Refugee Assistance Act of 1962 (the ``Act''), as amended (22 U.S.C. 2601), I hereby determine, pursuant to section 2(c)(1) of the Act, that it is important to the national interest to furnish assistance under the Act in an amount not to exceed $20.3 million from the United States Emergency Refugee and Migration Assistance Fund for the purpose of meeting unexpected and urgent refugee and migration needs, including by contributions to international, governmental, and nongovernmental organizations and payment of administrative expenses of Bureau of Population, Refugees, and Migration of the Department of State, related to humanitarian needs of Palestinian refugees and conflict victims in Gaza. You are authorized and directed to publish this memorandum in the Federal Register.


(Presidential Sig.)
THE WHITE HOUSE,
Washington, January 27, 2009
[FR Doc. E9-2488
Filed 2-3-09; 8:45 am]
Billing code 4710-10-P

Seriously? .... WTF!

Trillion Dollar Re-FI

Uncle Jimbo Sez: Via Ace



Well Said Jimbo!

Another Campaign Promise down the Memory Hole

Obama's Website Sez:

Sunlight Before Signing: Too often bills are rushed through Congress and to the president before the public has the opportunity to review them. As president, Obama will not sign any non-emergency bill without giving the American public an opportunity to review and comment on the White House website for five days.

You just know the Generational Theft Act of Spendulus is going to fly through the oval office quicker than Michael Moore plows through a box of frickin RingDings.

Wall Street Executive Pay Cap at 350K

Obama Sez:

"For top executives to award themselves these kinds of compensation packages in the midst of this economic crisis is not only in bad taste, it's a bad strategy -- and I will not tolerate it as President."

Thank you Mr. President, I think your 800 billion Generational Theft Act is a bad strategy too. Considering most people go to wall street to make money, It's pretty safe to assume Obama thinks regluation of wall street executive pay is now somehow the gubmint's responsibility. I'm just not getting the Hope and Change here. Boardering on socialism ... Just saying.

Obama Sez: I Can Haz Spendulus?